Jokes in Hindi

Hello to all , Today we share Hindi funny jokes with you.It  is difficult to make jokes to impress our friends .We know we also share every jokes on whatsapp , because in the whole world in every person use whatsapp and share jokes with our friends. You are on a right place to find any type of jokes .Here we post  daily new jokes for you . Hope you all friends like and share with your friends .

1. Ladki: I Love You

Ladka: I Love You Too

Ladki: Kitna Pyaar Krte Ho tum Mujhse??

Ladka: Jitna Tum Krti Hoo..

Ladki: Kamine.... Iska matlab tum bhi

Time pass he kr raaha hai.

2. AAJ KI TAAJA KHABAR

abhi abhi haamare suttro se ptaa chaala hai ki,

“ Modi ji ne puure desh mei Wi-Fi

lgvaa diyee.......

uno ne yeh bhi kaaha hai ke ,

“ yaadi mujhe 2019 mei fir se jitva diya ,

too mei PASSWORD bhi btaa duuga.....”

3. Teacher: Pappu tumne aaj fir apna

home work nhi kiya,bolo tumhe kya

sjaaa duuu.....

Pappu: Teacher vo mere bagal wali ladki ne

bhi nhi kiya,hum dono ko bathroom mei

band kr doooo..

4. Insaan: Bhaghwaan ladkiya hamesha pyaari

hooti hai pr biwi kyu itni khatarnaak hooti hai.

Bhaghwaan: Kyu ki ladkiya mei bnata hu aur

unhe biwi tum bnaate ho,tumhaari samseya |

Tum he jhelo.

5. Ladki: Kl mei tumhaare liye raakhi

laayi thi tumne bandhwayi kyu nhi?

Ladka: Agar kl mei tumhaare liye

MANGAL SUTAR le ayu to tum

badhva leti kya?

6. Saas: Jamayi raaja agle janam mei

kya banoge ?

Jamayi: Ji Shipkali banuga.

Saas: Vo kyu?

Jamayi: Kyu ki apki beti sirf

shipkali se he darti hai......

7. Ladki: Tu jaaha -jaaha chalega

mera saaya saath hooga,

Ladka: Mujhe to pehle he lagta tha

ki tum bhutnni hai......

8. Madam Murga hamme bnaati thi,

aur EXAM mei annde khud deti thi....

9. Premi apne Premika ko:

Yu mat kheech tu mujhe apni

taraf a mere sanam.....

Brandad T-shirt hai...

Fat Gyi too bhut pitege,

Maa Kasam!!!!

10. Sir dard hoone pr kuch der,

Girlfriend se jaruur baat kree,

Kyu ki Jehar he Jehar ko,

marta hai........