Hello to all , Today we share english funny jokes with you.It is difficult to make jokes to impress our friends .We know we also share every jokes on whatsapp , because in the whole world in every person use whatsapp and share jokes with our friends. You are on a right place to find any type of jokes .Here we post daily new jokes for you . Hope you all friends like and share with your friends .
1. An old man had 8
hair on his head,
He went to barber
shop,
barber in anger
asked :
shall i cut or count
?
Old man smiled and
said :
“colour it”!
LIFE is to enjoy
with whatever
you have with you ,
keep smiling
........
2. Pappu: What is
the diffrence
between coffee shop
and wine shop ?
Chintu: coffee shop
is starting point of
love and wine shop
is last point of love...
3. After
english Exam
It was easy but
question 5 confused me:/
what
was the question ?
Question 5
wanted the
past tese of
'think',
I Thought &
Thought & Thought
And End up with
writing 'Thinked'
4. Husband: I lost
my wife, she went shopping &
hasn't come
back yet .
Inspector: What
is her height?
Husband: I
never checked .
Inspector:
slim or healthy?
Husband: Not
slim,can be healthy.
Inspector:
Colour of eyes?
Husband: I
never noticed.
Inspector:
Colour of hair?
Husband:
Changes according to season.
Inspector:
What was she wearing?
Husband: Not
sure whether it was a dress or suit.
Inspector:
Was she driving?
Husband:
Yes.
Inspector:
Colour of the car?......
Husband:
Black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0
litre V6
engine generating 333 horse power
Teamed with
an eight-speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode.And it has full
LED
headlights, which use light emitting diodes
for all
light functions and has a very thin scratch
on the
front left door..............and then the husband
started crying
Inspector: Don't
worry sir....... we will find your car.
5. Boy: Our
principal is so stupid.
Girl: Don't you
know who i am ?
Boy: No.
Girl: I'm the
principal's daughter .
Boy: Do you
know whom I m ?
Girl: No.
Boy: Good
(walks away)
6. Teacher : What
does a sign have to
do with your being late?
Student: The
sign said,
“School Ahead ,GO Slow!”
7. IN
GYM
Boy: I want to impress the cute
Boy: I want to impress the cute
Girls.....
Which
machine should
I
use..?
Uncle: Use the
ATM machine
outside the GYM.
8. Boys on
Bike...
1 hand on
Clutch,
1 hand on
accelerator,
1 Ear on
Traffic sounds,
1 Ear on
Mobile,
1 Leg on Gear,
1 leg on
Brake,
2 Eyes on
Girls,
Aren't boys Multi
Talented.........
9. Man 1: Why is
Prime minister
not seen in morning.
Man 2.
Because he is PM
not
AM.
10. Teacher:
Today, we're going to talk
about the tenses.Now,If i
say “ I am beautiful”
which tense is it?
Student:
Obviously it is the past
tense....
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